Royal Family Members Leaving? No Worries. Prince Aamir Is Here.

January 9, 2020
As you may have heard, the Royal Family has lost two members, Prince Harry and Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle. They didn't die or anything, they're just stepping down from their roles. I imagine the Queen is distraught in losing two valuable members. Well, tell her not to worry, I have a plan.

BREAKING NEWS – The Queen is losing valuable members of her family, assets shall we call them. Whilst many look at this as freedom for Harry and Meghan to venture into the world without the burden of being royal as a good thing, I could only imagine the devastation the Queen is going through. I truly feel for her.

Just a mock photo of what the Royal Family could look like.

Rest assured, I have come up with a solution as to how we can fill this gaping void in the Royal Family. My name is Aamir Javed and my name means "prince"–ironic. It would be like Harry never left, except I'm brown and have a badass beard. I would find a duchess no problem. Together we can bring balance to the Royal Family.

Here's my application and resume.

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